spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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167691
Posted
2 weeks ago

me  (via vaginaloren)

(Source: variationofscene, via thelightpullsmeunder)

that’s a good opportunity to get drunk
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Posted
2 weeks ago

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via thelightpullsmeunder)

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Posted
2 weeks ago
beardfacebastard:

i wanna live anthony bourdain’s travel life

beardfacebastard:

i wanna live anthony bourdain’s travel life

(Source: brokenhyoid, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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829
Posted
1 month ago

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Posted
1 month ago

rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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(Source: dveon, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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344193
Posted
1 month ago

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(via tyleroakley)

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230859
Posted
2 months ago

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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125130
Posted
2 months ago

tyleroakley:

plot twist: crunch wrap is the next supreme

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6581
Posted
2 months ago

princey-art:

when you accidentally turn on the front camera and u just look like this

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(via tyleroakley)

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Posted
2 months ago