Anonymous asked: What are you gonna be for Halloween?


Answer:

headless-heartless:

Drunk.

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1 day ago
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via themonsterspullmeunder)

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4 days ago

dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

(via themonsterspullmeunder)

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1 week ago

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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1 month ago

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via thewisepickle)

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1 month ago

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via tyleroakley)

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1 month ago

tyleroakley:

this is the end

(Source: vinebox)

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1 month ago

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrorkion, via themonsterspullmeunder)

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Posted
2 months ago

gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

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(via tyleroakley)

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Posted
3 months ago