growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrakion, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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393442
Posted
2 weeks ago

gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

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(via tyleroakley)

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21739
Posted
1 month ago
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

(via tyleroakley)

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249073
Posted
3 months ago

me  (via vaginaloren)

(Source: deluxeasshole, via thelightpullsmeunder)

that’s a good opportunity to get drunk
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1639
Posted
3 months ago

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via thelightpullsmeunder)

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163783
Posted
3 months ago
beardfacebastard:

i wanna live anthony bourdain’s travel life

beardfacebastard:

i wanna live anthony bourdain’s travel life

(Source: brokenhyoid, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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1049
Posted
3 months ago

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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(via tyleroakley)

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697403
Posted
4 months ago

rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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(Source: dveon, via thelightpullsmeunder)

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434743
Posted
4 months ago

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via tyleroakley)

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242855
Posted
5 months ago